No, Thank YOU, Seychelles Thank You Note Taupe Heels

($92, Seychelles, JBAndMe.com)

Presently I'm wearing these wonderful Seychelles "Thank You Note" taupe slingback heels, and I could WEEP they're so cute and comfy. They're cute and remind me a bit of the old-school "house shoes" my grandma always wore. Also, how cute am I -- I'm wearing them to a bridal shower. Get it? "Thank You Note"? HEE! I'm a freaking genius sometimes. Also, JBAndMe items always smell like fresh laundry when they arrive. They're wonderful people.

Seriously, Seychelles "Thank You Note" -- heaven sent.

Five Fall FashionBinge-Approved Handbags ... Of Varying Economic Accessibility

Five bags I'd like to carry this fall, though not all at the same time.

($45, New Balance, Endless.com)

Perf gym bag, love the retro wine color. AND it's part of New Balance's Lace Up for the Cure collection -- 15% of wholesale sales from the Lace Up for the Cure benefit Susan G. Komen for the Cure foundation.

($48, DAV, JBandMe.com)

Super swank-looking weekend bag on a shoestring budget. Like Coach on Payless pursestrings!

(Anavaa Kisasa)

UPDATE: It's $285.00! I don't know how much this fantastic bowler is, because it ain't got no price! (Therefore free?) But you can get it at Anavaa Kisasa in Brooklyn, or even call, if you're so inclined!

($599, Lust4Luxe)

Picture it: Handwoven Italian leather, highlighted by real-deal gold hardware, designed with a subtle nod to those mucho elegante doctors' bags of the 1950s and '60s. And it even lights up inside! No, I'm not telling tales here. Yes, it's $600, but you're a smart little investor aren't you? And isn't all the money in foreign markets these days?

($700, Boyy)

So, how I feel about this Boyy bag and the Lust4Luxe Isis bag is probably best expressed by the Sarah Silverman stand-up bit below. I should warn you, it's EXTREMELY NSFW, and also offensive if you're a vegan.

Tuesday Need: She-Bible Scarf/ Hoodie Top + Free People Jeans!

HAI guyze! Back from cruisin' for a bruisin'! Highlights: family time. Lowlights: family time! JK! (sometimes). More highlights: drinking!

Anyway, missed you SO so, so much to brog about!

But first, let's jump RIGHT into stuff I WANT!

($95, She-Bible, Bonadrag.com)

I LOVE me a dramatic neck AND a top with a banded bottom. And not-too-wide stripes to create a dizzingly slenderizing-ifying effect? YAY!

How cute would this look under a little slim denim jacket or black cropped jacket with some black skinny jeans or even some black wide-legged jeans or your new favey dark jeans? Like so?

($68, Free People, JBAndMe.com)

Perfecto at an even more perfecto price, no?

OKai, more soon, I swearsit!

Massive FashionBinge Savinz at jb and me -- For Reals, 40% Off!

Hey fwenz! My new fwenz at jb and me -- they're a mother-daughter boutique in Holland, Michigan, and they're expanding their online presence -- are relaunching their WHOLE site and just hooked us AWL up with a promo code for 40% off all original price items. Seriously.

Just use promo code: TAMAR (heeee!) from now until November 2nd.

A few things I'd recommend, nu?

($99, BCBG Girls, jbandme.com)

$59 with awesome promo code TAMAR! The mirrored heel is holiday footwear HOTNESS!

($130, Population, jbandme.com)

A VERY Catherine coat. Only $78 with promo code TAMAR!

($148, Free People, jbandme.com)

I love everything about this dress, and it looks like it costs a bathousand bucks! But it's only $88 with promo code TAMAR!

Now have AT IT, ladies!

Win a $500 JBAndMe.com Shopping Spree For Doing Almost NOTHING!

For serious -- just go to the new and improved JBAndMe.com -- they just relaunched their site -- and sign up for their newsletter, or create an account or buy something, like the CUTE stuff I've suggested below, and you'll automatically be entered into a drawing to win a $500 shopping spree. Which is probably much more feasible than any of us winning that $2500 Barneys deal.

My picks:

($189, 7 For All Mankind, JBAndMe.com)

A nice halfway point between trouser jeans and look-at-my-butt jeans.

($88, French Connection, JBAndMe.com)

Adoor-a-bell on its own or under a cardi.

($99, Nina, JBAndMe.com)

Oooh, with a little denim skirt and some dark opaque colored tights? Divinity!

So enter now because the contest (sweeps, technically), is only through today. HURRY, won't you?

Oh yeah, and you've got only one day left to enter to win the FashionBinge Napoleon Perdis Angel Baby kit, so GO THERE, DO DAT!